Mission: Toronto

No, not Toronto, Ohio, Toronto, Ontario.

Where they have the Toronto International Film Festival.

Where they are showing the world premiere of "Nothing But the Truth."

Which stars ... Matt Dillon, my favorite actor.

For the low, low, low price of $40, you can watch "Truth" at the premiere. Watching Matt walk the red carpet is free.

Toronto is approximately six hours away. 350 miles.

350 miles and $40.

One problem: I have no passport. Think they'll let me back across the border without it?