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September 22, 2008 - Summer Wallace-Minger

See that baby over there? The adorable little one drooling on the alligator? That is the infamous Fatty Lumpkins, my youngest nephew.

He's been entered into Right to Life Beautiful Baby contest at the Wellsburg Applefest. The contest will be during the Applefest, running Oct. 3, 4 & 5 in downtown Wellsburg.

Obviously, Fatty Lumps is the most beautiful baby alive. Thus, he should be declared the winner in the contest. Really, there isn't any contest at all. Look at those eyelashes. That's a winner, right there. Ignore the drool. It's tough when you haven't got any teeth.

Each vote costs one quarter at the Right to Life booth, so if you're in the vinicity and you've got a quarter, give Fatty Lumpkins a vote under his "legal name," Aiden Hendrickson.

I've appointed myself Fatty's campaign manager. I know I'm backing a winning team.

Fatty Lumpkins for Beautiful Baby 2008.


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This is Fatty Lumpkins, aka Aiden Hendrickson. You can vote for him in the "Right to Life Beautiful Baby Contest" at the Wellsburg Applefest.