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... And VOTE!

October 3, 2008 - Summer Wallace-Minger

It's Friday.

Have you voted Fatty Lumpkins yet?



* It's the most beautiful baby contest. (Fatty is a baby and he is beautiful. Therefore, he should win.)

* You can vote today through Sunday. (Unless you've voted already. But you could vote again.)

* You vote at the Right to Life booth at the Wellsburg Apple Festival (Stop and get some apple butter, too. Yum.)

* Each vote costs a quarter. (That's like half a package of gum. Heck, go hog wild and spend a dollar! A dangerous move in these economic times.)

* Vote for Fatty. (Although you might want to tell the volunteer at the booth you want to vote for Aiden Hendrickson, since my sister probably didn't register him under Fatty Lumpkins. Big mistake.)

Let's do it for Fatty!


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