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My new BFF, Alex

April 9, 2009 - Summer Wallace-Minger

I like to Facebook. (Please don't try to find me there and friend me; it's just awkward, okay? I'm still debating on whether I'll allow Alex to friend me. Maybe.)

Mostly, I like the quizzes. They are addictive. And a quiz told me that I was Darth Vader. And we all know how accurate these are. So, I am obviously a Dark Lord of the Sith. I'm not quite sure what that means, but it sounds cool. (Actually, the word I would use to describe it is something else, but if I do use it, then Alex'll be mad. A grumpy Alex is something to be avoided at all costs.)

So, in my constant battles with Alex ... one thing has become clear: I must embrace my oppostition.

Alex and I can be on the same side. The Dark Side. The Sith Side.

Much like poor Anakin Skywalker turning to Emperor Palpatine, I must turn to Alex in order to save my loved ones from a death which may or may not happen, and, in the case that it actually happens, I will cause.

Or to save my job from extinction. But whatevs.

However, although I am a huge proponet of black, I think that everyone can agree that Alex is way more stylish than Darth Sidious. I mean, that baggy black cape thing? So out of style.

If only Alex and I had a galaxy to conquer. We would be an unstoppable force.  


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Alex & me are bffs, like Palpatine & Vader. Only we're cooler and better looking.