Just go and reform

To the Editor,

Not guilty of Russian collusion in the 2016 election? Who’s kidding who? Like a dog slavering over a bone, political pundits, the media and many citizens at large eagerly awaited the outcome of the Mueller investigation. Many were convinced that justice would be served and this would be the end of the line for Donald Trump.

Robert Mueller, you have let the citizens of this country down. After two years of an intensive, largely staffed investigation at a cost of more than $25 million, a nefarious Trumpian collusion would surely be unearthed. Ah, but nay, empty-handed after all this endeavor.

But we’re not done yet. Take Adam Shiff, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. To this day, he insists along with many others that evidence of collusion still exists, a position he’s maintained from the outset of these hearings. And, if not collusion, then certainly obstruction of justice. No stone should therefore be left unturned in bringing this whole sordid business to its rightful conclusion.

Maybe we should take a closer look at the Steele dossier. Let’s take a good hard look at what happened when Trump visited Moscow before the election.

What he did there, according to Steele, after cavorting about with prostitutes is thoroughly reprehensible. In the very same hotel suite, on the very same bed, what did he do after satiating his carnal desires?

He peed on the bed! And so did the prostitutes. On the very same bed upon which our esteemed Barack Obama had slept. Although some maintain that Trump is absolved of this disgusting act, a lot more is required from this satyr for his past shenanigans. Remember what Stormy Daniels had to say.

Reining in this fractious charlatan is clearly a task for sternly disciplined left-wing ideologues. Let us therefore remand him to the custody of these enlightened, resolute and fair-minded men, that a panel of these stalwarts might pass judgment on him for his untold mischiefs, and mete out upon him the condign desert he so richly merits. Fair-minded liberal, it is your solemn duty to apprehend this unsavory individual. Get a bucket of water and splash it on his nump.

Can Trump be redeemed in the eyes of men? For this we can only hope. A good stiff dose of Marxist/Trotskyite dogma is what this scoundrel first needs. It should then become his express mission to achieve gains here in the USA, the same gains won for mankind by benevolent socialist governments that have sprung up in nations over the entire face of the earth.

Donald Trump, you are far from being a very bad man. Go and reform.

Gail Wickstrom

Newell

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