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I feel fine.

May 4, 2009 - Print to web Print to Web
SWINE...coming to a theater near you...You can't walk around, hear someone cough, and begin to single out this person, wondering how long he/she has had the H1 N1. I feel like I need a Ghostbuster Proton Pack full of Hand Sanitizer, so I can either have enough to last me while I am out, or just spray them down. Anyway, this whole pandemic thing, what with Wilbur getting his revenge (for what, I'm not too sure) is playing out like some sort of zombie movie. You can quarantine as many as you want it will still find a way to spread, because someone will undoubtedly make contact with a group before you find them, and then that group will spread it again. Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

Speaking of the End of the World, did anyone see the Large Hadron Collider (machine that may end up sucking Earth into a homemade blackhole) will finally be doing its test around the end of September. ***From CNN*** Once it is fixed, the collider will circulate beams of particles with unprecedented energy. When these particles crash into each other, the resulting activity may help scientists figure out why the submicroscopic stuff that makes up our universe behaves the way it does. ***End*** So either total destruction (the scientific community is very sure it won't happen) or great knowledge. I don't know which one I'm more excited for, but either way this year is bound to be a fun ride! because It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine


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