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To the Editor,
Dear Santa,
I am almost finished shopping for my wife and her daughter. It's been a long year, and I'm hoping for the best to all I know.
With those thoughts in mind, I'm going to tinker a little bit on my wish list. Okay Santa, have some ginger snaps and milk.
I Wanna List
1. A firetruck that I can drive to work. As long as the siren works, it will be no problem on clearing traffic…if I'm late for work.
2. Marbles. Lots of them. So on Christmas morning, I can watch my four dogs and one cat play with these round objects. And possibly try to eat them.
3. Delete number 2. I have my own marbles to worry about.
4. A real train horn for my car.
5. Gift cards from Sheetz, Wendy's, Arby's, McDonald's, Burger King.
6. More gift cards from Dominos, Vocelli, Fox's, Gianni's, Little Caesars, DiCarlos, Papa John's, and Pizza Hut.
7. Dunkin Donuts' apple filled doughnuts.
8. Free car wash and wax for a year.
9. Free interior cleaning for a year.
10. Refills at numbers 5 and 6.
From The Other Half's Point Of View
You Can't Have It List
1. You buy it, you sleep It.
2. You have enough marbles ..in your head.
3. In favor of number three.
4. You don't need a train horn for your teeny car.
5. No gift cards.
6. Ditto to number 5.
7; Dunkin Donuts..nope.
8. Dream on.
9. Keep dreaming.
10. Oh boy..you're really dreaming.
Well, since my list wasn't that appealing to Mrs. Claus, I guess I'll curl up on the couch and read about Gulliver's Travels.
Kevin Neverly
Weirton